I Was A Teenage Microwave
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teenagemicrowave:

Swagoo - Swagoo.

Swagoo’s battle cry. This is a band I was in that was meant to be a one-off band to open for another local band, Couchwrecked. We ended up doing a radio show, and spent a day recording our songs. We’re planning on doing another band where we actually put some effort into songwriting. On this recording, I’m playing lead guitar and yelling things like “yeah!” and “woooo!”

ladybonerpatrol made me realize the Swagoo song sounds kinda like The Evaporators’ Addicted To Cheese!

feministrockstar:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

the idea that if you post selfies that is what you :”spend your time doing” is so stupid. kim kardashian spends her time doing a LOT of things. it takes 1 second for her to post a selfie from her phone to instagram. That is why they call it “insta”.I’ve been posting a lot of selfies the past couple months, ever since I figured out how to use the cameras we have. I also would not say it is what I “spend my time doing”. A fair summary of my past two months: I go out dancing or to see music many nights a week, rap for my fans & friends, have gone on trips, apply for jobs, have phone sex for hours each day, go swimming, drink with my friends on my patio, read books, make collages, baby-sit my friends’ kids, cook lots of meals, watch adventure time with my boyfriend, watch judge judy and do my nails, read political blogs, clean my house, go to the store like 3x a day, walk my dog around my neighbourhood….….so not the MOST exciting life, but not just taking pictures of myself. But sometimes my lipstick is good and my lashes are on point and my cleavage is out of control and then i like to share it with you all. And whoa if I looked like Kim K I would never fucking stop.Also - by the way: using Kim K’s picture to talk about how dudes don’t find certain women attractive is absurd. Kim’s boyfriend is the most impressive, hottest rapper alive and he thinks she’s fucking hot. Plus so do all the people that fave her selfies. Don’t worry about Kim K. She’s a fucking millionaire and she’s doing just fine.

feministrockstar:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

the idea that if you post selfies that is what you :”spend your time doing” is so stupid. kim kardashian spends her time doing a LOT of things. it takes 1 second for her to post a selfie from her phone to instagram. That is why they call it “insta”.

I’ve been posting a lot of selfies the past couple months, ever since I figured out how to use the cameras we have. I also would not say it is what I “spend my time doing”. A fair summary of my past two months: I go out dancing or to see music many nights a week, rap for my fans & friends, have gone on trips, apply for jobs, have phone sex for hours each day, go swimming, drink with my friends on my patio, read books, make collages, baby-sit my friends’ kids, cook lots of meals, watch adventure time with my boyfriend, watch judge judy and do my nails, read political blogs, clean my house, go to the store like 3x a day, walk my dog around my neighbourhood….
….so not the MOST exciting life, but not just taking pictures of myself. But sometimes my lipstick is good and my lashes are on point and my cleavage is out of control and then i like to share it with you all. And whoa if I looked like Kim K I would never fucking stop.

Also - by the way: using Kim K’s picture to talk about how dudes don’t find certain women attractive is absurd. Kim’s boyfriend is the most impressive, hottest rapper alive and he thinks she’s fucking hot. Plus so do all the people that fave her selfies. Don’t worry about Kim K. She’s a fucking millionaire and she’s doing just fine.

myfemmelife:

princess-peachie:

TOO MANY PUPPIES.

Counter-argument: never enough puppies.

Oh man, It just popped into my head… what if the words in that book were the lyrics of the vaguely anti-war Primus song of the same name?

Also, puppies are good.

myfemmelife:

princess-peachie:

TOO MANY PUPPIES.

Counter-argument: never enough puppies.

Oh man, It just popped into my head… what if the words in that book were the lyrics of the vaguely anti-war Primus song of the same name?

Also, puppies are good.

finkspiration:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

FUCK YES

roosterhorse:

hardcorestitchcorps:

andthenshewaslike:

"When Someone Asks If You’re A God, You Say YES! " 14 ct Aida.

Fabulous.

shmemson

roosterhorse:

hardcorestitchcorps:

andthenshewaslike:

"When Someone Asks If You’re A God, You Say YES! " 14 ct Aida.

Fabulous.

shmemson

ofcityromance:

awwww-cute:

Local baseball team had a special “Bark in the Park” night for dogs!

I would kiss the hell out of this little brown velvet face.

ofcityromance:

awwww-cute:

Local baseball team had a special “Bark in the Park” night for dogs!

I would kiss the hell out of this little brown velvet face.

scienceyoucanlove:

Misumena vatia (Goldenrod Crab Spider)

The Goldenrod Spider is a member of the crab spider family. It is best known for its ability to change its color from white to yellow in order to camouflage among flowers. The female is the one most often seen. She is either yellow or white, depending on where she is, with red streaks on her abdomen. The male is dark reddish-brown, with a whitish abdomen with dark red streaks. The male is smaller (about 1/8 inch) than the female (up to 3/8 inch). Goldenrod Spiders are found wherever there are yellow and white flowers, especially goldenrod and daisies. This is usually in a field or garden.

Goldenrod Spiders eat insects, either by hunting on the ground, or by ambushing from a flower. They especially attack bees, butterflies, and flies which visit flowers for nectar. Grasshoppers and other plant-eating insects are also frequent prey. Goldenrod Spiders have small jaws which contain venom. This venom allows them to take on animals much larger than them. Usually, the Goldenrod Spider grabs its prey with its front legs and injects the venom. It then sucks all the body fluids from its prey.

Goldenrod Spiders can walk forwards, backwards, or sideways. They do not build webs. After mating, female Goldenrod Spiders will spin a silk sac to hold eggs. This is done by folding a leaf over the eggs and wrapping the silk around it. The female usually dies before the young spiderlings hatch. They are on their own from the moment they are born.

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Swagoo - Swagoo.

Swagoo’s battle cry. This is a band I was in that was meant to be a one-off band to open for another local band, Couchwrecked. We ended up doing a radio show, and spent a day recording our songs. We’re planning on doing another band where we actually put some effort into songwriting. On this recording, I’m playing lead guitar and yelling things like “yeah!” and “woooo!”

Actual Throwback Thursday to high school graduation!

Actual Throwback Thursday to high school graduation!